Sunday, September 20, 2009

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar




Dear Sir,

Your bumper sticker and window decal caught my eye and I'd like to congratulate you on your early warning system. Because you had the foresight to post large, easy to read signage on your vehicle, everyone within a 200 foot radius can a) keep their daughters, nieces, cousins, friends and female pets away from you, b) stare at you in shock and dismay, and c) have no doubt whatsoever about your status as Really Big Douchebag.

I sincerely hope that this is your attempt to avoid procreation. I wish you only the best of luck at bringing your gene pool to a complete stop.

The Navy would like its sticker back, please.

Sincerely,
Every Self Respecting Person Alive

2 comments:

alexaann said...

This is right up there with the back of one biker's tee shirt which said, "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

rachel whetzel said...

I.
LOVE.
YOU.
I would totally have your children if I hadn't had my tubes tied.

PS.
Your Etsy Store KICKS ASS. (but I just had to correct my accidental LICKS ASS... hmmmm slip of the tongue... sorry. :P)