You could probably have guessed that October is all about boobs if you'd noticed any one of the ill-advised Breast Cancer Awareness products proliferating the market and media this month. Let's take a look at some of the most ridiculous.
"I don't care if you have breast cancer. Get in the kitchen and make me some damn food, woman!"
What do boobies and the NFL have in common? No, really. Tell me. Because I do NOT know.
Years ago this would have been some sort of grand prize given away by Mary Kay Cosmetics. Now it's all about boobies.
And my favorite:
Because when I think breasts, I think machine gun. Don't you?