Stinking Steven. I told him I'd try to be more positive but writing positive is WAY harder than writing negative. Would it help if I started each entry with "no offense, but..." or "don't take this the wrong way..."? Doesn't that excuse ANYTHING I could possibly say?
"No offense, but do you realize you're not fooling anybody by wearing white on your wedding day?"
"Don't take this the wrong way, but your taste in men is almost as bad as your taste in clothes."
See? It just takes the sting right out of it!
I'm gonna start every sentence that way from now on.