Sunday, April 19, 2009

Jesus Wants To Touch You


So let's recap. Jesus wants to touch you, fill you up, bring you joy, and make you speak in tongues. And here's the manual explaining specifically and with colored pictures exactly what parts of you he wants. Oh, wait. Make that...ALL OF YOU.

Becca says I'm definitely going to hell.

2 comments:

Kristin said...

You're too funny!! Yesterday we were at a fair and usual there are people there going on and on about religion. One remark made me wonder. The man stated that God is a lawyer in life. My first thought was does that means he's a lair? What a world.

Bree/Reilly said...

That is too funny - I didn't know Jesus was a tax man too - cause don't they want all of you too !!!!! LOL
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