I got a call from the boy's teacher today telling me that Matthew's "very popular with the girls" and asking that we speak to him about keeping his "flirtations" away from school as it disrupts the girls' behavior. LOL! I love it.
"Matthew, reel in your charm a little. It's detrimental to the scholastic achievement of the girls in your class."
His teacher says, "The girls like Matthew...a lot."
I say, "Hands off, girls, or you'll pull back a bloody stump."