Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I love Hollywood.

The real John Dillinger looked like this:

Johnny Depp looks like this:

Because who the hell wants to see a movie starring a weasel-faced, squinty eyed dude that looks like a low-level hobo? Not a high-level hobo with his very own cardboard box or an elite hobo with his very own shopping cart. Just a low-level hobo whose only possessions are lice and scabs. Nobody, that's who.

I love Hollywood.

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