Something's been bothering me.

For quite some time, something's been chafing away at my brains, causing frontal lobe rash and leakage in my medulla oblongata. I can't wrap my mind around it, like the when you see a supermodel without her makeup for the first time and you Just. Go. Blank.

This is what I'm talking about:



Plus this:



SHOULD NOT EQUAL THIS:



There. Now your brain can hurt too.

I'm positive

Super Steven read my blog and told me I need to be more positive. He says I need to find more positive things to write about & stop making such fun of other people. This is my response:

I am positive I love him despite the fact that he bought me a laptop, then had me download & install poker on it so I really just get to borrow it from him.

I am positive I'm not making fun of anybody who doesn't really really really deserve it.

I am positive my family makes me laugh, and yes, sometimes I'm laughing at them & not with them.

I am positive that if someone tries to interfere with the happiness of my loved ones, I am not afraid to run them down with my Family Truckster.

Is that enough positive for one night?