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Showing posts with label blasphemy is fun. Show all posts

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Jesus Wants To Touch You


So let's recap. Jesus wants to touch you, fill you up, bring you joy, and make you speak in tongues. And here's the manual explaining specifically and with colored pictures exactly what parts of you he wants. Oh, wait. Make that...ALL OF YOU.

Becca says I'm definitely going to hell.