Because I love to share

Here's an excerpt from my life:

Teen Girl Who IS NOT My Daughter, I Swear: Omigod, I was so excited I coulda had a caesar!

Me: What. Did. You. Just. Say?

Teen Girl Who IS NOT My Daughter, I Swear: Omigod, I was so excited I coulda had a caesar!

Me: Get away from me. Right now.