It's all good tortillas til someone loses an eye

How bad does your luck have to be to take a bite of a tortilla chip and have a shard of that chip shoot up into your eye? Just how much does karma want to kick your ass? The answer is bad, read bad.

I did it. Because I'm the type of person who has food related accidents. That makes me a minority. I wonder if there's a scholarship for that?

MAN my eye hurts.