Conversation with a friend: "My son went to Mexico last summer and he got a salacious sunburn! It was really bad, like 2nd degree burns!"
Me: "Can I borrow your pencil? I'd like to shove it through my eyeball and into my brain."
And there's a PROFESSIONALLY painted sign in front of an empty office building down the street that declares: "For Rent! 2600 sq ft! Comertial Zoning!"
Well. As long as it's comertial, that's good then. I was worried I wouldn't be able to operate my Kozey Kitchin Restorant out of there.
Can I borrow your pencil?
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I get to listen to people making outbound sales calls. They are required to attempt to overcome the inevitable objection at least once, by counter-offering something else. Here's what I overheard today:
"We have grapefruit on sale today... okay, but I *do* have nuts, if you're interested!"
Once I cleaned up the fine spray of coffee off of my monitor, desktop and my shoes, I realized that such an offer might just be the right one with a particular kind of customer.
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